Flames, F-Bombs & Fabulous Scents

Not your grandma’s candle collection—unless your grandma swears like a sailor. These are sarcastic candles—hand-poured with soy wax and sarcasm, designed to light up your space and your sense of humor. Whether you're shopping for a friend with a dark sense of humor, a mom who’s done pretending she enjoys motherhood all the time, or just trying to make your house smell less like regret and takeout, we've got you covered.

Each candle is eco-friendly, cruelty-free, and guaranteed to make you laugh (or cry-laugh, we don’t judge). Perfect for gifting, re-gifting, or passive-aggressively sending a message.

Light one. Laugh hard. Repeat.
Sarcastic. Scented. Surprisingly soothing.